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Wednesday, 5 November 2008

It's Movember...

And yes I've started the mo' – support the cause brothers (and sponsor us sisters, please!)

Movember - Sponsor Me

Tuesday, 30 September 2008

A little investment advice during the credit crunch

If you had purchased £1000 of Northern Rock shares one year ago it would now be worth £4.95.

 

With HBOS, earlier this week your £1000 would have been worth £16.50.

 

£1000 invested in XL Leisure would now be worth less than £5.

 

If, however, you bought £1000 worth of Tennent's Lager one year
ago, drank it all, then took the empty cans to an aluminium re-cycling
plant, you would get £214.

 

Based on the above statistical analysis the best current investment advice is to drink heavily and re-cycle.

David Lanham illustrations


Drawings and other creations by David Lanham
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Marcellus Wallace typography project



This is the sort of shizzle you love to be experimenting with as a designer. And I will at some point very soon!

Quantum of Solace website

QUANTUM OF SOLACE continues the high octane adventures of James Bond (DANIEL CRAIG) in CASINO ROYALE. Betrayed by Vesper, the woman he loved, 007 fights the urge to make his latest mission personal. Pursuing his determination to uncover the truth, Bond and M (JUDI DENCH) interrogate Mr White (JESPER CHRISTENSEN) who reveals the organisation which blackmailed Vesper is far more complex and dangerous than anyone had imagined. Forensic intelligence links an Mi6 traitor to a bank account in Haiti where a case of mistaken identity introduces Bond to the beautiful but feisty Camille (OLGA KURYLENKO), a woman who has her own vendetta. Camille leads Bond straight to Dominic Greene (MATHIEU AMALRIC), a ruthless business man and major force within the mysterious organisation. On a mission that leads him to Austria, Italy and South America, Bond discovers that Greene, conspiring to take total control of one of the world's most important natural resources, is forging a deal with the exiled General Medrano (JOAQUIN COSIO). Using his associates in the organisation, and manipulating his powerful contacts within the CIA and the British government, Greene promises to overthrow the existing regime in a Latin American country, giving the General control of the country in exchange for a seemingly barren piece of land. In a minefield of treachery, murder and deceit, Bond allies with old friends in a battle to uncover the truth. As he gets closer to finding the man responsible for the betrayal of Vesper, 007 must keep one step ahead of the CIA, the terrorists and even M, to unravel Greene's sinister plan and stop his organisation.
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Quick test

Using Scribefire for Firefox, which should make life a bit easier...



Hit the road Jack!

Sunday, 27 July 2008

Work in progress


The story so far - will finish tomorrow'

Thursday, 3 July 2008

Essex, Drugs and Rock'n'Roll...


...was written on a poster I saw at Heathrow on the way back, but this poster was snapped in the Sex Museum, Amsterdam. Pure Essex...(!)

McDonald's in Amsterdam






Some of the window posters seen at McDonald's restaurants in Amsterdam. Not too exciting, but hey, it's all research baby...

More roar with laughter...



Said I'd post more on Roar with Laughter and here, so be it... Terribly blurry camera phone images of the three funny-as-hell acts. 'Swiggle on iiiiiiiit!'

Well, if you're ever Sauf of the River on the 2nd or 4th Thursday of the monthm check out who's on at Roar with Laughter here.

The girl effect

Powerful typography, powerful message...

Obey the toaster...


Ok, one quick one before I fall asleep... Saw this last Friday in near Covent Garden. Seems Mr. Fairey has been around these here parts again.

Wednesday, 2 July 2008

Roaring with Laughter...



Where else do you get to see both the surreal mania of Harry Hill and one of the funniest men I have ever been lucky enough to see, Stephen K. Amos, on the same bill?! I'll tell you where – a pub in Colliers Wood! Such was the scene last Thursday night... But for now I'm tired and have eaten near my weight in mini Toblerone, having just flown back from a five day trip to Amsterdam. But hey, more on all that tomorrow I say! For now, I must sleeeeeeeeep...

Tuesday, 24 June 2008

Cock Soup, anyone?!


Bought yesterday from Tesco Greenford by my housemate, Claire.

Lezzing for London


This was seen last night at Leicester Square Station – a poster for the new Low Emission Zone apparently still coming soon to London (Boris hasn't scrapped it after all?). Thought someone would have checked the URL a bit closer in proofing before it went out!

e-bay: A man is selling his life...


Ian Usher, fed up with his life after splitting from his wife is selling it on e-bay. I remember a similar thing being tried before by a Cambridge University student, unfortunately e-bay stopped it. Here's hoping Usher does better. It's already been reset once as there was a loophole where non-members were bidding, sending things way out of hand. The bidding is now up to just over AU$300k... Bargain!

Absolute Legend of comedy, comedian George Carlin – DEAD!!! :-(

I can't even begin and am definitely not even worthy to give this great man, George Carlin, the tribute he deserves – just do a search for some of his work on YouTube and buy his fucking DVDs will'ya?! My girlfriend put it all into perspective last night 'I tell ya, I just keep thinking – Heaven is just a hell of a lot funnier now...'




George Carlin
May 12th, 1937 - June 22nd, 2008

Monday, 23 June 2008

Morton Valence video for Chandelier

Directed by Klaas Diersmann & Dan Sutherland from an original idea by Per Steinar Nielsen.

Check out the bling and the dogs... I was the sixth dog on the right!

Eitan!!


My man from Israel! At Mr. Kehs 33rd birthday bbq...

The Guardian's review of the Hulk


"Hulk. Smash!" Yes. Hulk. Smash. Yes. Smash. Big Hulk smash. Smash cars. Buildings. Army tanks. Hulk not just smash. Hulk also go rarrr! Then smash again. Smash important, obviously. Smash Hulk's USP. What Hulk smash most? Hulk smash all hope of interesting time in cinema..."

Genius review by Peter Bradshaw

Amsterdam!


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This is where we'll be heading at the end of the week – Friday until Wednesday the 2nd July baby!! Culminating with seeing Radiohead in the Westerpark.

Sunday, 22 June 2008

McDonald's and Coca-Cola in Brussels






Courtesy of Laura!

McJuice



















Yes, at Waterloo Station...

The small video


Sad though I am, editing the thing at the party on my mobile.

Fatal Alex and Annie


With boiled bunny

Teenwolf vs. Annie...


She got game.

Supergirl and supergirl...



The doc, Indy & the juice...


It's just like Universal Studios, innit?!

Scanner Steve & slutty Annie


The party hasn't quite got out of hand... Yet...

Saturday, 21 June 2008

Annie gone wrong...


Oh dear oh dear

Rambo & Ruprecht


Chris & Andy...

Beetlejuice & Annie


Just another normal night in London...

Annie


She'll be wearing Sandy later...

Beetlejuiced


Michael Keeton or an old age Pete Doherty?

Pre-juiced


With the suit (and teeth) B-)

Beetlejuice... Beetlejuice...Beetlejuice


One man and his dog


Hippy guy talking to street performer in Covent Garden.

Waiting for the train in Richmond.


Laura modelling a Chai Soya Chai tea latte extra hot wet. Clothes, models own.